Outrageous Malfunction

For several nights last month, a group of thugs with black hooded sweat shirts pulled
tight over their heads, including at least one in “angry” clown makeup, terrorized
visitors to Pierce County’s Fort Steilacoom Park, police say.

The group cried “woo, woo, Juggalo” as they assaulted park visitors with a machete
and fists. They stole cellphones, cash and wallets and even threatened to cut their
victims’ heads off, according to court documents.

Nice,
guys.