Your “ask me, uh-ho-ho, ask me” questions are:
Q. Ry, if you could write and publish a book on any topic, what would it be?
A: “Living on Mars: a practical guide”. If it has to be based on experience, “How to alienate everyone” or “Coasting on that one big break: turning nepotism into a career”.
Q. Ry, (stealing from Diane) what was your greatest accomplishment of 2006?
A: Finding expression for the ideas behind we’re all farbs.
Q: Ry, complete the sentence “Web 2.0 is…”
A: Web 2.0 is a catchphrase used to extract money from gullible investors, which is then used to purchase Aeron chairs and fund Lotus dealerships.
Q: Ry, what do you think each of your kids will do when they grow up?
A: I’ll send you an email for this one.
Q: Ry, what is your dream vehicle?
A: A ring of teleport without error. Barring the discovery of magic, I’d like to have somewhere to park an M35 so that I could drive it to work every day. No point in taking up two parking spaces with an SUV when I could take up six.
