Bacon, Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives

Once before, I was bestowed the title of “worst of the web”. In the decade since, nothing. Today, I was awarded a Dirty Sanchez by Phil of Soft Green Glow. I’ll work to make the event so painful and expensive that nobody returns… I’ve already put out enough ideas about how to make a 1000 yard shoot hard; we’ll see how moderate they are when Joe rejects all of them. Remember, Joe wanted a berm to shoot from, I wanted a trench full of mud. spectators would get paintball guns to distract the shooters. Joe’s no fun!