Outrageous Malfunction

Now you may be well and completely branded. I don’t know what the digital version of a paperweight would be, but until those are widely available, this will do.

Aluminum Foam
Materials science is amazing stuff.

The Kirkland Police have put out a guide on calling 911. “Please use real language – don’t try to use lingo or slang, it will only confuse the situation. Just tell us briefly what is happening or what happened.”

“So the Constitution says Roe, but it doesn’t say I have the right to keep a gun to defend my home, huh?”

Mike O’Shea, The Second Amendment Term?

This post is search engine fodder. If you know anyone that still thinks this picture is a fake, photoshop, chop, or whatever word they use to describe not genuine:

Here is a video I made which will hopefully be the last word on the issue. I’m sick of hearing about it.
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Armed America: Portraits of Gun Owners in Their Homes is out. I’m in it; go buy a copy.
Complete your collection of other people printing things I’ve said; get a copy of The Dilbert Principle and Bandits of the Information Superhighway. Update: I’m on page 166.

Joe mentions Hollywood as an influence on the terrorist special olympics in the UK.

Paul Smecker: Television. Television is the explanation for this - you see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling - that James Bond shit never happens in real life! Professionals don’t do that!

Boondock Saints

I visited the Seattle Kwik-E-Mart and picked up some BUZZ COLA. More pictures if you
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