Gene pool slightly cleaner; Ocala wails pointlessly

28 January 2008

Five drops of genetic Clorox removed five of Ocala’s finest from the gene pool. Sadly, a 2008 BMW M5 was the mostly unheralded six victim. Someone I’d never heard of (Michael Crook) wrote a post that inflamed the locals a little. Apparently, Ocala residents (Ocalans?) like to joust at windmills as they’re filling the comments of his second post with more of the same blather.

The dead are:

  • Jacob Casey, 19 of Ocala
  • James Devon Hime, 19, of Ocala
  • Joshua D. Ammirato, 18, of Fairfield
  • Dustin J. Dawe, 19, of Fairfield
  • Isaac Rubin, 20, of Ocala

All the wailing at Michael Crook won’t bring them back.

3 Responses to “Gene pool slightly cleaner; Ocala wails pointlessly”

  1. Sarah Says:

    Who the hell are you?

  2. Ry Jones Says:

    I’m someone happy these guys didn’t kill anyone else. Except, of course, a little part of the rescue workers that had to clean them up. And the BMW they destroyed.

    And the tree. Won’t you think about the tree?

  3. Tom Says:

    Pardon me but why the fuck are teenagers driving an $85,000 car? Sounds like a case of spoiled rich brats to me.


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