Five drops of genetic Clorox removed five of Ocala’s finest from the gene pool. Sadly, a 2008 BMW M5 was the mostly unheralded six victim. Someone I’d never heard of (Michael Crook) wrote a post that inflamed the locals a little. Apparently, Ocala residents (Ocalans?) like to joust at windmills as they’re filling the comments of his second post with more of the same blather.
The dead are:
- Jacob Casey, 19 of Ocala
- James Devon Hime, 19, of Ocala
- Joshua D. Ammirato, 18, of Fairfield
- Dustin J. Dawe, 19, of Fairfield
- Isaac Rubin, 20, of Ocala
All the wailing at Michael Crook won’t bring them back.

29 January 2008 at 22:03
Who the hell are you?
30 January 2008 at 4:23
I’m someone happy these guys didn’t kill anyone else. Except, of course, a little part of the rescue workers that had to clean them up. And the BMW they destroyed.
And the tree. Won’t you think about the tree?
30 January 2008 at 22:20
Pardon me but why the fuck are teenagers driving an $85,000 car? Sounds like a case of spoiled rich brats to me.