After using an eeepc for a while, using a regular keyboard feels like wearing clown shoes: the keys are so huge and spread out, it’s hard to miss. These clowns could have taken out the clown shooting at them with a single shot. 500 yards on a man-sized target? My youngest daughter could pull that off. With my rifle, two neophytes were able to hit 4″ square targets at 400 yards within a magazine. A drunk guy 500 yards away shooting at you all night and nobody returned fire? I think you could have checked windage on the tires on his Jeep, then opened his mind to new things with a single shot. That’s why I like shooting things; might let you have an impact on someone.
I swear. 500 fucking yards and these hippies cowered all night?
Compare and contrast:
“There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.”
Winston Churchill
with:
“We go camping to relax and spend some time with family and friends,” Burnett said. “But when you’re dodging bullets, the tranquillity is ruined. I’m hoping it’ll be a one-time occurrence, because Beaver Bay is a real nice campground.”
