As if there was some confusion
I googled for ‘helium tanks‘; the first link was Amazon. I wasn’t expecting Amazon to be selling helium, but I clicked – it’s for balloons. The top two “people who buy this also buy” items? “Peaceful Pill” (which I hadn’t heard of) and “Final Exit“, which I had.
I’m sure there’s a cross-marketing idea here, but I’m not sure what it would be. Not a lot of repeat business, for sure.
CMMG is selling Tac Bac: Tactical Bacon. Thread here. Pure win!
Ken says:
Hey there, your friend Ken C. just checked in at ass rape fire pit at 9:44PM.
Why not swing by and say hello?
Bryan said:
Hey there, your friend Bryan M. just checked in at uhh. Firepit w/o ass rape at 9:45PM.
Why not swing by and say hello?
Robot Chicken FTW. Well worth your 3 minutes to see GI Joe get sniped!
Late to the game again, I picked up Idiocracy for $10 at Fred Meyer last night. You should really pick this up; along the lines of Office Space, it’s more documentary than send-up. As such, I found it uncomfortable to watch.
Basic Instructions, that is. How to wash a cat, in particular. I have literally LOL’d until I have tears in my eyes. Well, they’re no longer in my eyes, sort of on the exterior of my visual portals. Whatever.
If metal is a horse, indie is a cow. A horse is a companion, a comrade. A cow is delicious, but it’s not something you can depend on. Me, I’d rather spend an hour adventuring through Asgard, journeying deep into the land of the runes before returning recharged to face my struggles, then spend an evening in my bedroom strumming a guitar and stressing over the cultural zeitgeist.
AMON AMARTH FOR PRESIDENT: Why Viking metal kicks fey Brooklyn ass
If you got Rick-rolled while on hold with a major wireless carrier, now you know who to blame.
A new mnemonic (to me):
Please
Do
Not
Touch
Suzie’s
Pink
Ass
One I’d heard before, but forgotten:
Please
Do
Not
Throw
Sausage
Pizza
Away
Unorganized Militia