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This field is Swiss cheese filled with gun.

Link to video with commentary


Bill McHarold: Los Angeles back on the field after halftime with quite a point deficit they have to make up

Buck Tarland: It’s never good to be in this kind of deficit in this type of weather

Bill: that’s right Buck, this is brutal, this field is Swiss cheese filled with gun.

And here’s the snap, to Cleveland, the pressure, they’re bringing the pressure. Los Angeles is through the line


Bill: and they’re down! the ball is loose! the ball is loose! All of the slop!

Buck: And it looks like LA recovers right in the rain. Referee is signaling LA ball

Bill: look at the look in his eyes, Buck. Look at the look in his eyes! That is the look of a man that knows he has to produce! On this next drive

Buck: yes, that’s why he’s putting his helmet on, he really should get on the field though. It really looks like the quarterback is already on the field while he is clearly just getting up. Let’s see us! there we are.

(Bill and Buck on screen)

Bill: there we go, you’re a beautiful man. And Billy Cole at the line

Buck: Line up behind the quarterback

Bill: here’s the snap. God look at that slop.

Buck: look at the way the quarterback dries his hands

Bill: This is real football weather! the kind where you can’t play football.

Buck: No time for excuses, Bill. You gotta win this game.

Bill: Los Angeles plenty of time in the pocket a forward pass to Billy Cole! wow

Buck: look at that, open field moves

Bill: this is what you call a running back

Buck: oh he should step out of bounds here, he’s definitely gonna be tackled. Does he have any moves left in him?

Bill: will Cole make it through?

Buck: taking a long time

Bill: can he make it? Can he put them within scoring range? And yes he can!

Buck: Oh my!

Bill: and that is a perfect shot, a Glock 29 is a solid choice in these weather conditions.

Buck: should be a penalty though

Bill: I’m not sure about that, Buck, I uh you might want to check the rule book on that one, because I think it’s a judgement call on the field.

Buck: Well, if I’m the coach of Cleveland, I’m definitely throwing the challenge flag on that

Bill: I’m not sure that’s a challengable call

Buck: that’s right, it would be a judgement call, wouldn’t it

Bill: take a knee, take a knee Cole. You did well.

Buck: don’t remove your helmet, that’s going to be a penalty.

Cole: Ain’t life a bitch!

(Cole blows out brains)

Buck: Oh God

Bill: that is definitely excessive celebration in the end zone

Buck: Celebration with a prop, as well

Bill: nyah

Buck: way to cost your team. Like my coach always used to tell me. It’s the end zone,

Bill & Buck together: act like you’ve been there before.

Written by Ry Jones

23 October 2015 at 17:00

Posted in Hobbies, Humor

On fame, or nearness to it, part II

As a follow up to this, I was searching for a former co-worker who now shares his name with a very popular TV character. Did you know there are people that set up fake LinkedIn profiles for TV characters? Thanks!

Written by Ry Jones

2 July 2014 at 12:49

Posted in Humor

End of an era

Minivan of Justice Mark The Second rolled away on a flatbed this morning. Truly, a van more sinned against that sinning.

Written by Ry Jones

16 February 2014 at 7:00

Posted in Hobbies, Humor, Offroading

More on SUNW

Along the lines of yesterday’s post, here is a glimpse into life at SUNW in the early days (before I got there). I worked in PAL1.

Written by Ry Jones

29 January 2014 at 7:00

Posted in Humor

I’m OK with this

Misuse a handicapped placard, get a $1075 ticket. I had a former co-worker that had a placard for his mom; he used it for free parking all over downtown. Don’t know if he was ever busted for it.

Written by Ry Jones

18 January 2014 at 7:00

Posted in Humor

A brush

Guy at Jack in the Box asked how I keep my beard so straight. Does it grow like that?

I think this was his bike.

Written by Ry Jones

17 January 2014 at 7:00

Posted in Humor

I’ll bee dat

Heard Redman’s I’ll Bee Dat this weekend. I agree with his hook. Not sure my middle name is “fuck you”, but that’s pretty close.

Written by Ry Jones

21 October 2013 at 20:14

Posted in Humor


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