Bacon, Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives

The cashier uses his teeth. Ouch.

Video gets scary around 0:35 to 0:45. Nothing to watch after that; before that, you get to see an AWACS nearly take out a tanker.

was seeing a cop in uniform get cuffed, not that he, you know, wanted to rape kids. Understood.

Wouldn’t want the kid having an asthma attack to kill you while he’s rolling around on the floor, unable to breathe.

The pantie-knotting hilarity is here. From (formerly) Great Britain.

Some fucking idiot named Ryan Jones uses my email address for his bills; today an email arrived from his gas supplier, which ended with this notice:

The information in this electronic mail communication (e-mail) contains confidential information, which is the property of the sender and may be protected by the attorney-client privilege and/or attorney work product doctrine. It is intended solely for the addressee. Access to this e-mail by anyone else is unauthorized by the sender. If you are not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any disclosure, copying, or distribution of the contents of this e-mail transmission or the taking or omission of any action in reliance thereon or pursuant thereto, is prohibited, and may be unlawful. If you received this e-mail in error, please notify us immediately of your receipt of this message by e-mail and destroy this communication, any attachments, and all copies thereof. Southwest Gas Corporation does not guarantee the privacy or security of information transmitted by facsimile (fax) or other unsecure electronic means (including e-mail). By choosing to send or receive information, including confidential or personal identifying information, via fax or unencrypted e-mail, you consent to accept any associated risk.

Thank you for your cooperation.

You know what? Bring it.

Hello RYAN JONES,

You have successfully submitted your payment.

Southwest Gas Account Number: 421-xxxxxxx-042

Amount: $26.05
Date Submitted: 05/15/2012

Thank you for your business.

I went around and around with Santander earlier:

Thank you!

This is an automated message to notify you we posted a payment on your 2008CHEVROLE auto loan account yesterday in the amount of $655.00.

Me:

I do not have an account with you. Stop sending me emails about this account.

Them:

Thank you for your Web Submission.

For security reasons, we are unable to communicate financial information via e-mail. Please contact our toll free number at 1(888)222-4227 and we will be happy to answer your questions. Our hours of operation are Monday thru Friday 7am to 9pm CST. We apologize for any inconvenience.

Sincerely,

Santander Consumer USA, Inc.

Me:

I am telling you that you are spreading customer financial information to people that are not your customers. that you do not care to fix this reflects poorly on your business.

Them:

Our records show that there are two names on the account. If you feel that this is incorrect please contact the Office of the President at 1(855)825-6667 and request an ID Theft Package so that we can investigate this matter for you.

A few weeks ago, I approached Scott Meyer of Basic Instructions with a proposal: I’d like to sponsor comics, and get a text link on each sponsored comic in return. Scott counter-proposed removing all advertising on a per-week basis for a slightly higher fee, so as an experiment I sponsored his comic for two weeks. If you like Basic Instructions, I’d appreciate it if you donated, subscribed, or sponsored it.

Thanks.

After reading so much about the wind-cutting ability of the GoPro case and camera, I was very much disappointed by the quality of the video I shot from my roof and my hood. At speeds above about 10mph, the audio was completely washed out by the roar of the wind. Next time I’ll try a mounting strategy that gets the camera closer to the body, but to be fair, there wasn’t much room there to begin with; I wanted to leave a gap to prevent the camera from hitting the body due to road damage.

KKK Imperial Wizard running for sheriff of Bonner County.