Tonight was the public forum on Seattle’s proposed ban of firearms on city-owned property; like most public meetings, this one ran hot, cold, and long. Props to the mediator for keeping the meeting clipping along; should you watch the rebroadcast, you’ll notice he has a fairly light touch for the most part. That he cut off pro and con at 90 seconds (even mid-word) was appreciated.
I did not speak tonight; when I signed up and saw the length of the list, I despaired of getting the chance before my bladder gave out. However, I’d like to pass along some tips to people that are venturing into public speaking for the first time.
First, when you hit a home run, quit; even though you have 90 seconds, you don’t have to fill it all. Several speakers hit home runs, waited for the applause to die down, and finished with a pop fly. Don’t be that guy (or girl).
Secondly, be on topic; the topic tonight was “Seattle ban on firearms on Seattle-owned property”. I don’t care what you think the queers are doing to the soil, keep to the point.
Thirdly, if you have nothing to say, don’t say it. Who got the first big applause of the night? The guy who said “Everything I was going to say has been said, so I’ll not bore you”. Be that guy.
Fourthly, practice. You don’t have to memorize your speech; you should, though, read it aloud a few times. Use a clock and see if you’re in the ballpark for the time allotted.
Lastly, if you are a god damn idiot, stay at home. I should have paid attention to this; that I went clearly marks me as a god damn idiot. Several of the speakers went right out in front of God and everybody and confirmed that they were idiots. The three I’m thinking of (one pro, two con) I knew were god damn idiots as soon as I saw them step to the mic.
I took a bunch of pictures; some of them even sort of turned out. Click through and see if you recognize anyone.
Best speaker of the night:

Joe spoke:

Moved from DC; 50 Cent, 2 Pac fan:

This gentleman was against Nickels:

This lady was passionate:
