Outrageous Malfunction

“When my wife was cleaning the blood off, she said ‘I think it’s all his,’.” Kieta said.

Blind homeowner captures intruder

“When in doubt, win the war”
–Captain David M Kennedy, USN (ret)
Dogfights: The Zero Killer

I rolled in to Kansas City, fresh out of my three-month FBI Acadamy training with a suitcase in one hand, a Smith and Wesson wheel gun in the other, and the blue flame of ambition shooting three feet out my ass.

–Christopher Whitcomb
Cold Zero, chapter three: FNG

So I can beat Joe to it:

David Bozich: I’m trying to make the live site better

Ry Jones (flapping arms): I’m trying to fly